A quick summary of the articles from Whiskey Plus #1 that aren't included up here on the web:

"This is Pop Music"
A look at the Billboard charts and the dreck contained there. Awful bands like Crossfade, Hoobastank, and Finger Eleven are ridiculed in detail.

"Songs Called Fuck You"
Reviews of songs named "Fuck You". Yep.

"Reviews of the Music My Coworker Listens to While I'm Hungover"
I show up to my temp job barely able to keep my eyes open and review the sounds emanating from my 42 year old coworker's boombox. The works of Bachman Turner Overdrive, Jim Belushi, and Local Sports Shithead DJs are pondered.

"A Review of a Korn Show"
In which we get offered a free Korn ticket while stoned.

"What the Fuck Are You Talking About?"
An attempt to decipher Oasis lyrics, specifically the mind-blowing couplet "slowly walking down the hall / faster than a cannonball".

So, buy the fucking issue! It's only a buck fifty, and paper zines are cooler than this internet bullshit anyway.